July 2011
"They say that the United States might default on its loans and China might foreclose. We'll have to move into a cheap rental country or something." –Jimmy Kimmel
"The government is less than a week away from not being able to pay its bills. We may have to move in with Canada for a while." –Conan O'Brien
"George W. Bush will give his first interview about the killing of Osama bin Laden next month on cable TV. It's excepted to be the highest-rated episode ever of 'Cake Boss.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Congressman David Wu has resigned after being accused of unwanted sexual advances. Or as it was called in my high school, 'the Conan.'" –Conan O'Brien
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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