Some airlines have announced that as part of Coronavirus safety procedures they will now be boarding from the back of the plane so that First Class will be the last to board. Apparently watching all the people in coach silently trudging past you just doesn’t hit the way it used to. —Michael Che
The police arrested 40 people in Central Park for not social distancing. Out of those 40 people, 35 were black, 4 were Hispanic and only 1 was white. I guess white people are harder to catch because they’re all greased up with sunscreen. —Michael Che
A 93 year old man at a nursing home in California hitch-hiked to a local convenience store so he could buy a chocolate bar to split with his girlfriend. And also a box of Magnum XLs. —Michael Che
Go Daddy has shut down a website that hosted a Miss Hitler beauty pageant. Coincidentally Miss Hitler beauty pageant was the working title for The Ingraham Angle. —Michael Che
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