terms and conditions apply, side-effects may include no testing (It's a boy!)

“Look, I think our country is gonna pull through this, but Trump claiming that we have prevailed over the coronavirus seems a little premature. It’s like passing out cigars on your first date, yelling: ‘it’s a boy!’” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump, pressed by a reporter, clarified that he meant America has ‘prevailed on testing’. Oh, we’re prevailing on something we needed to do months ago. I think his propaganda banner might need a slight change: America leads the world in testing – but not for everyone, terms and conditions apply, side-effects may include no testing.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”