I’ll always be there for you, room-temperature macaroni salad (The Less You Know)

“Now, we know what the CDC guidelines would have been, because they were leaked to reporters, and they do contain some helpful advice, like ‘restaurants and bars should install sneeze guards at cash registers and avoid having buffets.’ [as Trump] ‘Kill the C.D.C. guidelines. I must save our nation’s beautiful buffets. I’ll always be there for you, room-temperature macaroni salad.’” —Stephen Colbert

“It’s just another part of the president’s long-running campaign, ‘The Less You Know.’” —Stephen Colbert

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