“[Imitating Joe Biden] Hey, man, no one thought I’d be standing here on Super Thursday in the great state of what do you call it, no one! But check your record player, Jack, because Uncle Joey made it. I got Texas, I got Alabama, I got the whole dang Old Town Road. In fact, I was here when they wrote the damn song!” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yesterday, Joe Biden won three states he didn’t even visit. That’s true, yeah. That explains Biden’s new campaign slogan: ‘Vote for me or I’ll come talk to you.’” — Conan O’Brien
“Turns out it was a smart move to have him talk to voters as little as possible.” —Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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