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Thursday, March 5, 2020

He now predicts the end of the month will be May 31 (the pre-1776 borders)


"Harold Camping has now changed his prediction of the Rapture to October 21. Does Jesus work for the cable company now? "I'll be there sometime between May and October, between 9 and 5." –Jay Leno

"The Rapture-predicting preacher, Harold Camping, is really scaling back his predictions. He now predicts the end of the month will be May 31." –Jay Leno 

President Obama was also in England, where the queen suggested that we go back to the pre-1776 borders." –Jay Leno 

"According to Osama bin Laden's journals that were taken during the raid, he wanted to attack L.A. He changed his mind when he realized that he had nothing against the Mexican people." –Jay Leno

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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