“Elizabeth Warren was an incredibly competent, pragmatic, intelligent and well-spoken — in other words, she never had a chance.” — Seth Meyers
“In spite of her experience, her track record and her skills in the debates, American voters ultimately decided she just didn’t have what they were looking for in a president, which is a penis.” — Jimmy Kimmel
“Yeah, after a lot of thought and reflection, Warren realized she was overqualified for the job.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, apparently, America isn’t ready to have a president who’s only 70.” — Conan O’Brien
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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