I bet his cellmate is going to love his chore poster (a three-year-old goat)

Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort stole millions of dollars, committed tax and bank fraud, and, in June, he went to jail for witness tampering, a crime he committed while he was on house arrest for a different crime. The nicest thing you can say about him is that he's great at multitasking. I bet his cellmate is going to love his chore poster. --Seth Meyers

The Chicago Symphony Orchestra went on strike today, or as they call it, rest. --Seth Meyers

A Florida man was recently sentenced to 60 days in jail after he grabbed a McDonald's employee by their shirt collar because he couldn't find a straw. I mean, that is insane. Someone in Florida was wearing a shirt? --Seth Meyers

According to a new report, the average city bus in New York travels just 6.4 miles per hour, which transit researchers have pointed out is nearly 2 miles per hour slower than a rat can sprint. So next time you're being chased by a rat, don't take the bus! --Seth Meyers

And finally, a Vermont town recently elected a three-year-old goat to be its mayor, which was pretty embarrassing for the guy who ran against him. --Seth Meyers

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