Wouldn't you want to be able to tap his phone, read his mail, and torture him? (The never asked question)

"Is anybody really that surprised that Hillary Clinton is running for president? I'm not surprised. I mean, if you were married to Bill Clinton wouldn't you want to be able to tap his phone, read his mail, and torture him?" --Jay Leno

"It looks like the boys at San Quentin prison will soon be riding a scooter. Former Dick Cheney aide Scooter Libby now on trial for perjury. Perjury? If you're on trial for perjury, why do they even bother to make you promise to tell the whole truth?" --Jay Leno

"You know whose birthday it is today? Vice President Dick Cheney's. In fact, they even had a party for him. A lawyer jumped out of a cake and Cheney shot him." --Jay Leno

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