They haven't found bin Laden yet, but they did open 13 casinos (the concept of carry-on items)

"An Iraqi immigrant caused a big scare at the Los Angeles airport the other day, after he told the screeners he had a stone, a piece of metal and a bunch of wires inside his rectum. He said he did this to relieve stress. I'm no health expert, but wouldn't having all those things up there make you more stressful. I don't think this guy understand the concept of carry-on items." --Jay Leno

An elite military unit made up of Native American Indians is now being used to track down terrorists in the Middle East, including Osama bin Laden. They're over in Afghanistan right now. They haven't found bin Laden yet, but they did open 13 casinos." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”