Daily Show correspondent John Oliver, on lightning striking Rudy Giuliani while he was speaking about abortion at the GOP debate: "No, it was not a coincidence. That was divine endorsement. Or, in this case, God saying, 'Vote for anybody but Rudy Giuliani.' And God said onto the people of New Hampshire, 'a thrice-married New York City cross-dresser, oh, for the love of me.'"
"The 2008 election campaign is just flying by. It is hard to believe that there are just 517 more days before Fred Thompson has to make up his mind. Last night was the third Republican debate and the sparks were flying. Unfortunately, the taser was pointed at the president's groin [on screen: Tommy Thompson saying he would not send Pres. Bush to the UN when asked how he would use Bush in his admin.]. Haha. Good one, Thompson. I got another good one for you -- what's the difference between Tommy Thompson and Benedict Arnold? Benedict Arnold's parents spent more than 10 seconds coming up with his name." --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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