According to sources at the White House, Donald Trump's lawyers are telling him to refuse an interview with Robert Mueller “because the president, who has a history of making false statements and contradicting himself, could be charged with lying to investigators.” It is a crack legal analysis from the law firm of No, S**t & Sherlock. --Stephen Colbert
I know President Trump watches this show — because it’s on TV — so right now, I've got a special message for him: “Mr. President, ignore your lawyers. You follow your instincts and you sit down with Robert Mueller. Otherwise, everyone's going to think you're scared, but we know you're not.” Oh! Your fried chicken has arrived [picks up KFC bucket]. Wait, it's empty. Where is — oh, I think I know where the chicken is [flaps elbows and clucks]. Bawk, bawk, bawk. Bawk, bawk, bawk. --Stephen Colbert
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An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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