"In a related story, President Bush gives his wife, Laura, $5,000 a month to teach him how to pronounce some of the bigger words in his speeches. I'm very happy. I checked today and under the new immigration bill, we can keep Arnold as our governor." --Jay Leno
"Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey's ex-wife said, when she found out her husband was gay, she went to Hillary Clinton for advice. Hillary said, 'Gay? I wish I had your problems.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Iraqi President Jalal Talabani has come to the United States and checked into a weight loss clinic because he's dangerously obese. A spokesperson for the clinic said, 'You can't blame the leader of Iraq for eating every meal like it's his last.'" --Conan O'Brien
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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