They removed five polyps and ten Al Gore ballots (old road signs)

"Over the weekend, President Bush had his annual physical and he had one of those colonoscopies. Now he knows what it feels like to be invaded. He's okay, although he was slightly injured trying to say the word 'colonoscopy.' It was long, but a successful procedure. They removed five polyps and ten Al Gore ballots." --David Letterman

"An article in USA Today says the steam pipe explosion in New York the other day is just another example of how most cities in America are way behind in upgrading their aging infrastructures. Like right here in Los Angeles, we still have a lot of old road signs written in English." --Jay Leno

     

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