Unfortunately, his best friend is someone named Thumper (endangered species)

"David Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone named Thumper." --Jay Leno

"John McCain has a new campaign slogan, 'An Army Of One.' I don't want to say McCain's campaign is broke, but today he held a rally at the 99-cent store." --Jay Leno

"Al Gore's lovely daughter Sarah got married over the weekend. Critics are now bashing Al Gore for serving Chilean sea bass at his daughter's wedding, because it is an endangered species. In his defense, whenever Al Gore picks up a knife and fork, any species is endangered" --Jay Leno

      

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