"We
hear FEMA members are all getting dressed up as reporters this year. You know
about this latest FEMA controversy, this is just unbelievable. In response to
the fires out here in CA, FEMA had a phony press conference and they had FEMA
members posing as reporters asking them easy questions. They had no reporters
there, just FEMA members. As opposed to a disaster where it's all reporters and
no FEMA members." --Jay Leno
"It's
a special night, nation. Tonight we find out whether my name will appear on the
South Carolina Democrat primary ballot. I've had my differences with the
Democrats in the past. I've called them pansies, twits, losers, Dummocrats,
Democrazies and Nazis. But hey, that's all water under their Nazi-bridge if I
make it all on the ballot. I can play ball. As they say, when in Sodom, vote
Pelosi." --Stephen Colbert
"Dick Cheney
went hunting this week. As part of his entourage he has an ambulance. This is
true, he has an ambulance with him wherever he goes. This is very clever. See
what he does is, he uses the ambulance to flush lawyers out into the open and
then..." --Jay Leno
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