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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

That's more Satan's area (General Tso, I love your chicken)




"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God s will. And today, God said, "Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno

President Bush arrived in Beijing earlier today. And before stepping out of the plane, he tested the air with a canary. But they got together, the Chinese, and threw a big state dinner for President Bush in his honor. They served Peking lame duck. And President Bush, he doesn t know what he s doing over there. He turned to the president of China, and he said, 'General Tso, I love your chicken.'" --David Letterman

A new Earth-like planet has been discovered a few months before an election where Donald Trump could be president. If that's not perfect timing, I don't know what is. –James Corden
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