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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

She looks different without the glasses (farthest possible point from Minneapolis)



"Obviously, they're keeping the less popular Republicans out of the spotlight. President Bush gave a speech last night which couldn't have been more than five minutes long. Dick Cheney is in Azerbaijan, which I think is the farthest possible point from Minneapolis on the globe, and they actually locked Senator Larry Craig in the convention center men's room. Either that or he locked himself in, I'm not sure." --Jimmy Kimmel



"Sarah Palin, this woman has been the subject of intense media scrutiny for the past few days, and the big question going into tonight was how would she do, would she crack under the pressure? And, believe it or not, she actually did pretty well. [Video of Caitlin Upton at the Miss Teen USA awards] She knows foreign affairs, you can see it right there. She looks different without the glasses." --Jimmy Kimmel






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