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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

You can come out now. He's Gone. (my 100th day on Xanax)



A company in Japan has created a device to help parents shut down their child’s smartphone if they use it too much. It’s meant for children ages 6 to 12 or the president of the United States. –Conan O’Brien
We’re creeping up on Donald Trump’s 100th day as president. Coincidentally, my 100th day on Xanax. –James Corden
Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka Trump, was booed at a women’s entrepreneurship summit in Germany on Tuesday when she described her father as “a tremendous champion of supporting families.” You know you’re on the wrong side of history when Germany’s booing you. –James Corden




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