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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Would someone please coverup that embarrassment?!!? (possible husband)



"Now this scandal affects a lot of people, it even affects Hillary Clinton, apparently. Political experts are saying that before Eliot Spitzer's scandal, Hillary Clinton had considered him as a possible running mate. Yeah. Yeah, now Hillary's considering Spitzer as a possible husband." --Conan O'Brien

"The New York Times was able to find Kristen, the 22-year-old prostitute who Spitzer allegedly paid $1,000 an hour. Her real name is Ashley Dupre. Her MySpace page says her first love is music, she wants to be a singer, and then her second love is having sex with governors for money." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Here's what's going to happen with her. She's going to pose naked for Playboy, she'll do a season of 'Celebrity Apprentice,' maybe a 'Surreal Life,' then she'll top it off by having a baby with Pauly Shore." --Jimmy Kimmel




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