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Monday, April 17, 2017

Pentagon confirms there was never any link between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda (Dummkopf)



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"Big news out of the Pentagon. The Pentagon just published a report, just a couple of hours ago, that officially confirms that there was never any link between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda. Never any link. Yeah. The report is entitled, 'Oops, Our Bad.'" --Conan O'Brien




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