I wear a condom if I'm ninth in line at the deli (Gone Groping)

"The revelation of Eliot Spitzer's involvement with a high-end prostitution ring is one of the most shocking and abrupt political scandals in recent history, and it brings us to a segment we like to call 'Really!?! with Seth and Amy.' Really, Eliot Spitzer? Really? Did you not think prostitution rings get busted? Your job used to be busting prostitution rings! And the service you used was called Emperor's V.I.P. Really? 

You know, as a rule, if something has V.I.P in the title, it's not for V.I.Ps. If you see a place called the V.I.P Nail Salon in Midtown, you will not find Keira Knightley there. And you wanted to have sex with a hooker, but you didn't want to wear a condom? Really? That might not be scary if you were client number one, but you were client number nine. 

Really? I wear a condom if I'm ninth in line at the deli. Also, liberals, quit complaining that Larry Craig didn't resign after his sex scandal. Larry Craig tapped his foot in a bathroom. Eliot Spitzer spent $80,000 on prostitutes. You can't compare. It's not apples and oranges, that's apples and prostitutes. Sidenote: Larry Craig, you have to resign, too. I mean, really. Spitzer's worse, but you have to go, too." --Seth Meyers 

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