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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

I immediately asked to be launched into space as soon as possible (in some form, at a later date)



On Sunday Trump blamed Democrats for not wanting to fund the border wall, which he claims Mexico will be paying for, quote, “in some form” and “at a later date.” In some form — what form? Like, they can just buy us a round of beers? –James Corden
Can you imagine if other great leaders had talked this way? “I have a dream ... in some form, at a later date.” –James Corden
Today President Trump congratulated NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson for breaking a record for total time spent in space by a U.S. astronaut. Trump asked her how she managed to be up there for so long, and she explained it was easy. “You see, you announced you were running for president, and I immediately asked to be launched into space as soon as possible.” –James Corden



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