A couple from
Florida just set a record by taking their 200th Carnival Cruise. The couple
said, “What can we say, we love diarrhea.” –Conan O’Brien
Things still aren’t
looking good for United Airlines. Last week there was a huge story where they
assaulted a man by pulling him off a flight. Well, Saturday, United kicked an
engaged couple who were on the way to their wedding off of a plane for changing
seats. Because you know after their last PR debacle United decided, “We’re not
going to pull one more person off a flight — we’re going to pull two.” –James
Corden
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