"Obviously the big
story today is still Governor Eliot
Spitzer's involvement with a prostitution ring. We're not going to
be talking about it on this show. The man said he was sorry and I believe him.
He is obviously sorry. I would like to thank the governor on behalf of husbands
everywhere. It's not often that you walk in the door and say, 'Honey, I'm home
and I didn't go to a prostitute,' and that gets you a hug.
Guys, from now on it
doesn't matter how many birthdays, anniversaries or children's names you
forget, as long as you don't go to prostitutes, you're doing pretty good. And
to capitalize on that sentiment, I've created a new line of Spitzer-inspired
greeting cards sure to get you out of just about any jam.
First up, 'Happy
Belated Birthday! I don't go to prostitutes.' 'Happy Flag Day! I didn't pay a
woman to have sex on a flag.' Finally, 'Okay, I do go to prostitutes, but I
won't ask you to stand next to me while I admit it.'" --Stephen Colbert
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