The
Idaho Department of Transportation has gotten rid of its 420-mile marker
because stoners kept stealing it. The government is replacing the 420 signs
with signs that read "Mile 419.9." They're going to be so upset when
they realize that "419.9" is street slang for crystal meth. –James
Corden
The
FDA has approved a prescription pill to enhance a woman's sex drive. Addyi has
been nicknamed "pink Viagra." It's interesting how it actually works.
You don't take it yourself. You give the pill to your husband and it makes him
do the dishes, and then you have sex. –Jimmy Kimmel
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