He broke the previous record of zero

Starbucks announced that their pumpkin spice latte will now be made with a little bit of pumpkin. Also, their Frappuccino will now be made with a little bit of Al Pacino. –Conan O’Brien

A man set a new world record after kicking himself in the head 134 times in one minute. He broke the previous record of zero. –Conan O’Brien