I
read that a new super PAC is actually trying to convince Amish people to vote
for Donald Trump. And those people were like, “We're not Amish - we just got
rid of our TV’s so we could stop hearing about Donald Trump.” –Jimmy Fallon
Donald
Trump's ex-girlfriend says her quotes in the New York Times expose this week
were twisted to sound negative, but that she didn't have a negative experience
with Trump. Then she said, “Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go drive the new
Porsche I can suddenly afford.” –Jimmy Fallon
Happy
Birthday to legendary boxer Sugar Ray Leonard, who turned 60 years old today!
You can tell he's getting older by his new name - Splenda Ray Leonard. –Jimmy
Fallon
