The
big story right now is Pope Francis visiting the U.S., and I saw that
yesterday, the Pope's plane couldn't land right away because he arrived earlier
than planned. That's right, the Pope's flight was early. So I guess he really
CAN perform miracles! –Jimmy Fallon
Chris
Christie recently ordered the leader of the New Jersey National Guard to lose
weight within the next 90 days. And if he doesn't, Christie will eat him.
–Jimmy Fallon
