she argued it looked more like four and a half (the next day at recess)

So, emails show that the White House scrapped Joe Biden's Navy ship tour after learning how many steps were involved. Step one, apparently was don't sh** your pants. —Greg Gutfeld

Baseball's first female umpire made her debut Sunday, but made a bad call on the very first pitch. No one argued since she's always right. Apparently that first pitch measured about 6 inches off home plate. Although when asked about it later, she argued it looked more like four and a half. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”