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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

There's 18 holes you need to take care of (And Stephen Hawking's feet were just asleep)


Joe Biden’s doctor pled the fifth to all questions, claiming Dr. patient privilege, which I get. It's the only thing stopping my doctor from telling the world about my birthmark that looks like Britt Hume. Now, obviously, the doctor's protecting himself. Being Biden's physician is a tough gig. Every day it's something. He shattered his kneecap, checking his reflexes. He's got wet bones and sweaty teeth. It's like being a veterinarian. One day you're popping back in his shoulder. Then you're removing worms from the burrow in his leg. Finally, you're pulling a chipmunk out of his butt. It's like being the groundskeeper for a golf course. There's 18 holes you need to take care of. —Greg Gutfeld


So Joe Biden only had a stutter. Yeah. And Stephen Hawking's feet were just asleep. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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