Somebody's making a penny (smile for a satellite picture)

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody's making a penny. —Steven Wright

I talk to myself a lot. It bothers people though because I use a megaphone. —Steven Wright

Every once in a while I like to stick my head out my window look up at the sky and smile for a satellite picture. —Steven Wright

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”