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Monday, May 19, 2025

the McJournalist (Yeah totes!)



Well, President Trump traveled to the Middle East this week. And if I were him, I would have just stayed there, because it looked awesome. Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia, where he was greeted with a lavender carpet, which matched the color of his tie and also the length. They also rolled out a mobile McDonald's truck for President Trump's visit, featuring Saudi Arabia's most popular new burger, the McJournalist. —Colin Jost

According to a new tell-all book, Joe Biden's inner circle revealed that they were worried the president would need a wheelchair in his second term, especially after they were all done stabbing him in the back. —Colin Jost


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

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