President Trump also said, in response to higher prices for school supplies: “They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.” Well, I hope you’re prepared to break that news to all the kids with 250 pencils. And what’s that? I’ve just been told those kids don’t exist. Is there anywhere on Earth that even has 250 pencils? Oh right, a golf course. —Seth Meyers
Based on that interview, “I already knew Trump never helped raise a child, but now I’m starting to think he’s never even met a child. When his kids were born, he shook hands with them one time and said: ‘It’s a pleasure to meet you, I’ll see you in 18 years. If you need to write me, here’s a pencil. Just the one! Make it last, just the one!’” —Seth Meyers
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