How dare you explain what I did to my wife! (for cocktail hour, enjoy complimentary toilet wine)

Tonight I feel good, because Trump was found guilty and will be sentenced on 11 July. That’s going to be a busy time for convicted felon Donald Trump, as that’s four days before the start of the Republican national convention, and top Republicans are reportedly preparing for the possibility that Trump could be in prison when he accepts the nomination. It’s going to be the RNC live from Cell Block B with a keynote speech from his warden, his cellmate Spider, that one guard who smuggles in cellphones up his butt and, for the cocktail hour, enjoy complimentary toilet wine. —Stephen Colbert

“Trump attended a UFC fight over the weekend before heading back to his home in Florida. It’s good to see him out crossing state lines while he still can. If I had just been found guilty of covering up a hush-money payment to a porn star, I wouldn’t be in a rush to get home to my wife either. Asked on Fox & Friends how Melania was doing, Trump said she was fine, “but she has to read all this crap!” Yeah, I’m pretty sure the only thing she reads is her prenup over and over again. It’s very rich that he’s mad at other people for that – ‘How dare you explain what I did to my wife!’” —Jimmy Kimmel

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