“Weird is probably the nicest thing President Biden has to say about Donald Trump, because in private, he’s reportedly said much worse. There is a Politico report that Biden privately called Trump a ‘sick fuck’ who delights in others’ misfortune. In the past, a slip vulgarity was political kryptonite. But so were 91 felony charges. We live in different times, so I say: let it rip, Joe! Just start dropping f-bombs on the campaign trail. You’re from Scranton, you can get away with it. Instead of trying to prove him wrong, Trump just said ‘you think that’s weird, hold my beer’ – by posting a photo splicing his face with Elvis Presley and claiming people always say he looks like the King. I think they just meant that you also look like you died on the toilet. That picture looks like Two-Face, if he was a musician.” —Seth Meyers
“And even when he’s supposedly talking about actual policies, Trump is still a weirdo and a liar. In an interview Trump did with Fox News over the weekend where he tried to take credit for a stellar jobs report even [Maria] Bartiromo, a huge Trump supporter and fellow crazy person, seemed taken aback by Trump’s attempt to take credit for it. Asked about how to explain the booming economy under Biden, Trump claimed the stock market rose because people expect him to get re-elected. Bartiromo seemed skeptical. Look at her face. She’s either having a moment of existential panic where it finally dawned on her that the guy she’s interviewing is a pathological liar who’s detached from reality, or she’s thinking to herself: ‘is … that Elvis?’” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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