A fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby (shaking hands and kissing bagels)

"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is hoping to win re-election tomorrow, and polls show that he's winning by a 19-point margin. Christie was really excited to hear that — but only because he thought someone said 'margarine.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Chris Christie has really worked hard on the campaign. I heard he spent all weekend shaking hands and kissing bagels." –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that President Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset — then they thought about what Trump would’ve said and were like, “Probably a good move.” --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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