Please wait patiently for the failure of the system (You’re beautiful when you sleep)

“The Federal Communications Commission’s approved of Amazon devices that remotely monitor your sleep with radar. Right now, Amazon’s like, ‘Yeah … now we’ll start watching you sleep.’ It’s going to be creepy when Alexa’s like, ‘You’re beautiful when you sleep.’ —Jimmy Fallon

Thousands of people across the country went skinny dipping this weekend in an attempt to break the 2009 world record of 13,648 skinny dippers. Then the sharks said, “Cool, they already took the wrappers off these.” –Jimmy Fallon

Former quarterback Tim Tebow is scheduled to speak at next week's Republican Convention. Trump was even going to have Tebow throw his signature hats into the crowd, but he wasn't sure they'd make it. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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