Don’t go looking for it or anything. Just trust us. (All we hear is...)

Congress proposed a budget for the border wall and it’s less than a quarter of what Trump wanted. Now instead of a wall it’s going to be a 5,000 foot long volleyball net. --James Corden

After saying he would never ditch his glasses, this week Jeb Bush appeared wearing contact lenses. Most people actually do look cooler without glasses, but Jeb looks like a turtle who has lost his shell. Is anyone else worried that Jeb got rid of his glasses the same week he got a gun? --James Corden

Last night President Trump held a rally in El Paso, Texas where he introduced a new slogan. It said, “Finish the Wall.” In Trump’s two years in office, zero miles of wall have been built along a 2,000 mile border. And now he’s saying “Finish the Wall.” Trump’s next banner is just going to say, “The wall is finished, but don’t go looking for it or anything. Just trust us.” --James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”