Somehow Giuliani went from the Mayor of 9/11 to the 9/11 of Mayors (Singles Day)

What the hell happened to Rudy Giuliani? I’m a New Yorker.

I remember Giuliani coming out on TV during 9/11, so calm

and measured and he told us not to worry. And now I watch

him on TV and I’m like, wait, did this guy even understand

what was going on then or was he like Forrest Gump in

Vietnam? Somehow Giuliani went from the Mayor of 9/11

to the 9/11 of Mayors. --Michael Che, SNL

During the Chinese shopping holiday known as Singles Day which celebrates people who are single, shoppers spent $1 Billion dollars in the first 60 seconds. Consequently, blowing a big wad in the first 60 seconds are why many of them are single in the first place. --Michael Che

Lawmakers in Boston are considering a new law that would make it illegal to call someone a bitch. Unless, of course, that person is wearing a Yankees hat. --Michael Che, SNL

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