“Speaking of criminals, Sam Bankman-Fried, the former CEO of crypto exchange FTX, who was arrested on Monday in the Bahamas on several fraud charges following FTX’s stunning collapse. What has this world come to, where you can’t trust the guy selling imaginary computer coins whose name is almost exactly Bankman-Fraud. What’s next? Don’t get your annual checkup from Dr. Guy Death-Kauser?” —Stephen Colbert
“Prosecutors revealed an eight-charge indictment ranging from wire fraud to money laundering to conspiracy to commit fraud on the US. Bankman-Fried faces up to 115 years in prison, because this allegedly guilty guy is allegedly very guilty, allegedly. How allegedly guilty is he, allegedly? For one, FTX’s inner circle had a secret chat group chat called ‘Wirefraud’. That’s a weirdly bald confession. That’s like getting a bumper sticker that says ‘Proud Parent of an Honor Student and I’m an Arsonist’.” —Stephen Colbert
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