We have no healthcare, but we have bacon-scented deodorant (That's great if you're dating the governor of New Jersey)

November 2013

"A pharmaceutical company has developed a deodorant that is bacon scented. We have no healthcare, but we have bacon-scented deodorant." –David Letterman

"Do you know who's going to the Vatican for a meeting with Pope Francis? Evil dictator Vladimir Putin. The Pope better be careful because I bet you anything Putin is going to try and steal his ring." –David Letterman

"60 Minutes had a story that turned out not to be true about Benghazi. They had to apologize. And then today they were embarrassed again. It turns out the stopwatch on '60 Minutes' is not accurate." –David Letterman

"A company is now selling bacon-scented deodorant. That's great if you're dating the governor of New Jersey." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”