"The head of the Federal Aviation Administration has
been arrested on charges of drunk driving. I don't want
to say how much the guy drank, but when they pulled
him over, he was driving the beverage cart.'" –Jay Leno
"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry.
He announced that it was the anniversary of the
Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno
According to a new poll, 71 percent of American men
believe they face pressure to act interested in sports.
“Not us!” said the New York Giants. –Seth Meyers
An Italian winery is releasing five limited-edition
bottles of Hello Kitty-themed wine for the holiday
season. It’s the perfect gift for your alcoholic niece.
–Seth Meyers
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