they were auditioning to be on one of those sleep apps (I left a voice mail on Ecstasy in 1997)

February 2021

“It’s the first time in history a president has been impeached a second time. Trump incited and cheered on a violent mob that breached the Capitol for the first time in 200 years, and injured 140 police officers in an attempt to overthrow democracy. You’d think Trump’s lawyers would be a little more prepared. Instead, they meandered aimlessly like they were auditioning to be on one of those sleep apps.” —Seth Meyers

“I left a voice mail on Ecstasy in 1997 that made more sense than Trump’s lawyers did.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s lawyers never addressed key issues. They went off on meandering tangents. One guy cried while reading a poem. It was going so badly for the Republicans, I thought Ted Cruz was going to start another insurrection just to change the subject.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”