It's like Rush Limbaugh and skinny jeans — it just shouldn't happen (too far off the path of moral righteousness)

April 2012

"It is a tough day for Rick Santorum, who suspended his presidential campaign. I don't think it's a coincidence that he dropped out the day hot dog pizza was announced. Seeing this abomination, Rick realized that humanity has veered just too far off the path of moral righteousness." –David Letterman

"Hot dogs and pizza don't go together. It's like Rush Limbaugh and skinny jeans — it just shouldn't happen." –Craig Ferguson

"Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon he can actually have several vice presidents. Did you know that?" –David Letterman

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