Our pretzels are under attack, what else do you need to know? (the night before a liver transplant)

November 2020

“How’s everybody feeling tonight, relaxed? What a great time to be alone in a house filled with giant bags of mini candy bars, for an evening akin to somewhere between Christmas Eve and the night before a liver transplant.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s getting crazy out there. The F.B.I. is investigating an incident that happened over the weekend in Austin, Texas. Team Biden had to cancel an event there because their campaign bus was surrounded by a group of Trump supporters in trucks and tried to allegedly run it off the road, even though the words ‘no malarkey' were clearly printed on the bus. Still, they insisted on engaging in malarkey.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The fact that people are boarding up their businesses for an election should alarm us. If anyone needed any more proof that he did not make America great again, there’s plywood in the windows at the Wetzel’s Pretzels across the street from us. Our pretzels are under attack, what else do you need to know?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Right now, they’re erecting a massive protective fence around the White House in the event that things get crazy. It took four years, but Trump finally got his wall built.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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