I haven’t felt this stressed out since literally every day since March (no one can get past that, they’re so dangerous)

November 2020

“At this point, I’m not sure if Trump’s trying to keep protesters out or keep himself in.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, tomorrow the only places that’ll be more crowded than the polls are liquor stores.” —Jimmy Fallon

“We made it to the night before the election. Seriously, I haven’t felt this stressed out since literally every day since March.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump also falsely claimed ballots counted after election day should be considered illegitimate, which makes no sense. That’s like saying that, oh that’s not your kid because it was born after its due date.” —Trevor Noah

“And you know [expletive] is real when even the White House is putting up extra fences and barriers, although hopefully they aren’t letting Trump decide what a good barrier is. [Imitating Trump] ‘We don’t need a fence, we should just put a slightly steep ramp — no one can get past that, they’re so dangerous.’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”