It starts off fast, then stalls for the next three years (That's the only difference)

January 2012

"Despite his big loss in Florida Newt Gingrich vows to stay in the GOP race. And we all know when Newt takes a vow he really sticks with it." –Jay Leno

"Rick Santorum says Newt Gingrich is too hot, Mitt Romney is too cold, but he's the 'Goldilocks candidate.' Yes, nothing gets voters excited like comparing yourself to tepid porridge." –Craig Ferguson

"A lot of people want Gingrich and Romney to continue their attacks on each other all the way to the convention. These people are called Democrats." –Craig Ferguson

"An Illinois woman is auctioning President Obama’s 2005 Chrysler. You can tell it’s his because it starts off fast, then stalls for the next three years." –Jimmy Fallon

"I don't know whether Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich won but we do know one thing for certain: tomorrow both of them can go back to ignoring Latinos." –Stephen Colbert

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