Top Ten Things Overheard At Moammar Gadhafi's Funeral (Ukrainian nurse)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard At Moammar Gadhafi's Funeral"

10. 'Honestly, how the heck did he spell his name?'

9. 'It's a shame he didn't live long enough to promote himself above colonel'

8. 'Is it too soon to hit on the Ukrainian nurse?'

7. 'After the services, come back to the house for cake'

6. 'Where's his hot daughter Kim?'

5. 'And now, a few words from Moammar's closest friend, Loni Anderson'

4. 'At least he died doing what he loved best — begging for mercy in a storm drain'

3. 'Incoming!'

2. 'Nice of Leno to send flowers'

1. 'Let's bury this guy'

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