David Letterman's "Top Ten Things Gadhafi Wants To Say From Hell"
10. 'Can anyone recommend a good hair gel?'
9. 'Tweet me if Chaz wins 'Dancing With the Stars''
8. 'How is it everything's hot down here except the coffee?'
7. 'Remember folks, when you want a long-lasting fire with that great smoky taste, buy Kingsford, the official charcoal of Hell'
6. 'How did the Colts do last night?'
5. 'Why is Jack LaLanne here?'
4. 'Yes it's hot — but it's a dry heat'
3. 'If you think it's hot down here, wait til you see the sizzling Salma Hayek on Letterman tonight'
2. 'Homicidal reign of terror? For that you go to hell?'
1. 'Osama says hello'
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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